A non-literal Discordian perspective on the logic of cause and effect, emphasizing absurdity and paradox over indisputable fact.
"I mean, it’s Newton, right? What could go wrong? Plenty."
-- fool4luv
This law states: If something does not happen then the exact opposite will happen, only in exactly the opposite manner from that in which it did not happen. Or vice versa. (One or the other, I forget. Besides, there are only so many truths. everything else is derived.) Fnord.
In other words, if an event fails to occur, its anti-event will manifest with a plot twist!
DULL BUT SINCERE FILLER ABOUT NOBODY
submitted this Boomtime, the 64th day of Discord in the YOLD 3190